My Life as a Toasted Time Traveler by Bill Myers

Author:Bill Myers
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: ebook, book
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Published: 2013-02-06T05:00:00+00:00

THUMP, THUMP, THUMP . . .

The way I figured it, I had two choices:

1. Continue starring in this prehistoric movie gone haywire, or . . .

2. Make a break for it and hope the boys with the household appliances would get it right.

It was a tough decision. Fortunately, old Big Foot was there to give me a hand. Well, actually a tooth . . . actually several teeth.

His head appeared behind me, and before I could get out of the way, he opened his mighty jaws and clamped down. Luckily, all he managed to grab was the belt loop to my jeans.

But that was enough.

He lifted me high into the air.

“AUGHHHHhhhh . . .”

Next he began tossing me back and forth like a rag doll.

That was the bad news. The good news was that Mom always made me wear my brother’s hand-me-downs, which were always about three sizes too big. This came in handy when I wanted to look like a bag lady or some hip-hopper. It came in even handier when being picked up by a cranky dinosaur.

The pants were so big that it only took three shakes of Dino’s head before I slipped out of them. And, as luck would have it, my Fruit of the Looms and I flew right into the open field. Right where the twelve of me were standing and aiming their vacuum cleaner nozzles.

“Ready!” they shouted.

“Please, God,” I prayed.

“Aim!”

“Please, please.”

“Fire!”

“Please, please, please—”

Download

Copyright Disclaimer:
This site does not store any files on its server. We only index and link to content provided by other sites. Please contact the content providers to delete copyright contents if any and email us, we'll remove relevant links or contents immediately.